C Street altar boys molested by Catholic bishops

The Christianists (Democrat and Republican alike) from the C Street Clubhouse have seen the light and attached anti-abortion language to the healthcare bill.  In this case the light was generously provided by the Pope through his earthly representatives–the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.

The typical C Street Family member is an Evangelical Christian supremacist who has a particularly difficult time keeping his dick in his pants.  The typical Catholic bishop never met a sexually-abusive priest he didn’t like.

These Criminals of Modern Christianity have put aside their traditional differences to impose their anti-sex, anti-contraception, anti-abortion, and anti-woman philosophy on America.

If Hell didn’t exist, it would be necessary to invent one to accomodate these gentlemen.